Have you lost your mind? Cycling in Malta is like bear-baiting in Alaska; neither is likely to end happily.
Here are Seven reasons to be wary of cycling in Malta:
1. There are no cycle lanes.
2. Cars go fast.
3. The streets are too narrow.
4. The streets are often full of holes.
5. If it rains deep pools form along the side of the road in seconds.
6. In summer it's too hot.
7. Many drivers show a scant regard for the letter of the law.
In Malta, cycling is Bad For Your Health.
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2. Cars go fast.
3. The streets are too narrow.
4. The streets are often full of holes.
5. If it rains deep pools form along the side of the road in seconds.
6. In summer it's too hot.
7. Many drivers show a scant regard for the letter of the law.
In Malta, cycling is Bad For Your Health.
